Humor Quotes by David Cross

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Because you’ve been on dates where y’know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

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Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

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High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they’re both great to read when you’re baked, but come on, ya know.

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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

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I really don’t have a problem with gay marriage… because I’m tolerant and rational.

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The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

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We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see… all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn’t occur.

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Humor Quotes by David Cross

Because you’ve been on dates where y’know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they’re both great to read when you’re baked, but come on, ya know.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

I really don’t have a problem with gay marriage… because I’m tolerant and rational.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see… all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn’t occur.

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