Quotes by Jimmy Durante

Jimmy Durante

All of us have schnozzles… if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Character

Laughing

Mind

At four o’clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o’clock in the morning the night-club children of a few years ago were just getting hot. The band jazzed at full blast. The air was so thick you could pick it up in handfulls and through it around like snowballs. The dance-floors were crowded with couples who couldn’t do anything but wiggle hips and feet.

Children

Couple

Morning

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re gonna meet them all coming down.

Funny

Nice

Success

Don’t put no constrictions on da people! Leave ’em the hell alone!

Democracy

Ems

People

Don’t put no constrictions on da people. Leave ’em ta hell alone.

Hell

Leave Me Alone

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Want

Everybody wants to get into the act!

Bitterness

Gumdrops

Want

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

Home

Inspirational

Men

I hate music, especially when it’s played.

Funny

Hate

Music

I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody’s big ears, their stut-terin’, or about them bein’ off their nut.

Hurt

Mind

Nuts

Follow The Behaviour University in order to get the greatest quotes from the greatest people of all time so that you can tap into your own greatness.

Animal

Bigs

Bitterness

Book

Character

Children

Comedian

Conditions

Couple

Democracy

Depression

Developing

Dictionary

Doe

Each Day

Ems

Funny

Gumdrops

Hate

Hell

Holes

Home

Humanity

Hurt

Inspirational

Just One

Knows

Laughing

Laughter

Leave Me Alone

Long

Looks

Make Someone Happy

Marriage

Men

Mind

Months

Morning

Motivation

Mouths

Music

Nice

Noses

Nuts

Orchestra

People

Portraiture

Radio

Relaxation

Silence

The Future Blueprint

Tool

The Home Therapist: Anti Anxiety

Tool

The Autobiography

Tool

The Behaviour Diary

Tool

The Dating Diary

Tool

The Relationship Therapist

Tool

Quotes by Jimmy Durante

Jimmy Durante

All of us have schnozzles… if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re gonna meet them all coming down.

Don’t put no constrictions on da people! Leave ’em the hell alone!

Don’t put no constrictions on da people. Leave ’em ta hell alone.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Everybody wants to get into the act!

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

I hate music, especially when it’s played.

I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody’s big ears, their stut-terin’, or about them bein’ off their nut.

Get Social with TBU

Topics by Jimmy Durante

Popular Tools

The Future Blueprint

The Home Therapist: Anti Anxiety

The Autobiography

The Behaviour Diary

The Dating Diary

The Relationship Therapist

Menu

Menu