Quotes by Paul Merton

Paul Merton

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds – I can’t stand Noel Edmonds.

Jockeys

Noel

Talent

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I’m now very rich.

Class

Rich

Working Class

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

Laughing

Shyness

Stereotype

At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught, sobbing his heart out. Turns out someone had thrown a sausage at him on stage during ‘Meat Is Murder.’

Heart

Night

Sitting

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

Horse

Sex

I don’t always vote in general elections, but I think I’ve always voted Labour.

Election

Thinking

Vote

I don’t consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me.

Fashion

Victim

I have never sold my story, done Hello! magazine, any of that stuff. I’m not guilty of exploiting my private life for cash and then saying, ‘Oh, I don’t want to talk about my private life.’ I’ve never crossed that line.

Done

Magazines

Stories

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who’d spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it.

Longevity

Made

People

I really don’t take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

Comedy

Contemporary

Interest

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Guy

Heart

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House

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Interest

Interesting

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Jockeys

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Listening

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Made

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Men

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Morning

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Noel

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Quotes by Paul Merton

Paul Merton

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds – I can’t stand Noel Edmonds.

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I’m now very rich.

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught, sobbing his heart out. Turns out someone had thrown a sausage at him on stage during ‘Meat Is Murder.’

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

I don’t always vote in general elections, but I think I’ve always voted Labour.

I don’t consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me.

I have never sold my story, done Hello! magazine, any of that stuff. I’m not guilty of exploiting my private life for cash and then saying, ‘Oh, I don’t want to talk about my private life.’ I’ve never crossed that line.

I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones who’d spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it.

I really don’t take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

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