Quotes by Robert Bloch

Robert Bloch

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Beautiful

Men

Wise

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Boys

Heart

Jars

Everything in this business makes sense, because it serves a real purpose, fills a need that’s a part of living. Even a single nail, like this one, fulfills a function. Drive it into a crucial place and you can depend on it to do a job, keep on doing it for a hundred years to come. Long after we’re dead and gone, both of us.

Jobs

Real

Years

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Funny

Hilarious

Humor

Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.

Emotional

Relationship

Strong

Henderson sighed. There was a time, he reflected, when the coming of this night meant something. A dark Europe, groaning in superstitious fear, dedicated this Eve to the grinning Unknown. A million doors had once been barred against the evil visitants, a million prayers mumbled, a million candles lit. There was something majestic about the idea, Henderson reflected.

Dark

Night

Prayer

Horror is the removal of masks.

Horror

Mask

Removal

I always carry a pistol when I go [to the New York Public Library]. Never did trust those stone lions.

Library

Lions

New York

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

Children

Cute

Heart

I haven’t had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

Baby

Fists

Fun

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Beautiful

Boys

Children

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Creating

Cute

Cutting

Dark

Decided

Discovery

Emotional

Eye

Finals

Fists

Fun

Funny

Girl

Heard

Heart

Hilarious

Horror

Humor

Jars

Jobs

Library

Lions

Littles

Long

Long Ago

Magic

Mask

Men

Mother

New York

Night

Noise

People

Prayer

Problem

Real

Relationship

Removal

Sane

Sex

Shock

Sleep

Smile

Sometimes

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Quotes by Robert Bloch

Robert Bloch

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.

Horror is the removal of masks.

I always carry a pistol when I go [to the New York Public Library]. Never did trust those stone lions.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

I haven’t had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

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