Quotes by Sam Ewing

Sam Ewing

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in.

Doors

Neighbor

Talking

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Blame

Experts

Lasts

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it.

Children

Doe

Library

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Bikinis

People

Technology

Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Book

Computer

Shelves

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Cities

Doors

House

Don’t drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Car

Ifs

Wisdom

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There’s little change in them.

Fashion

Littles

Pockets

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

Half

Home

Kitchen

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

Careless

Drivers

Highways

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Quotes by Sam Ewing

Sam Ewing

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn’t have time to come in.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you’re grown up, a credit card does it.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Don’t drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There’s little change in them.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

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