Football Quotes by Drew Magary

Drew Magary

My job happens to be sports-related, so it’s like my duty to watch football. It’s my job. But that’s not a change for me. When you’re 18, it’s life and death, because you don’t have a kid, and it’s a much bigger deal when you’re 18. Having a kid – when the Vikings lost the 2009 NFC title game, it sucked, and I’m not happy about it, but my kid is still alive. You have to have that horrible forced perspective that you don’t want.

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On the Internet, Spencer Hall at Everyday Should Be Saturday is the best writer in the universe. He’s very funny. They’re jokes about college football, but they come from somebody who’s clearly smarter than the rest of us; it’s always fun to get your jokes from someone who’s a genius.

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Football Quotes by Drew Magary

On the Internet, Spencer Hall at Everyday Should Be Saturday is the best writer in the universe. He’s very funny. They’re jokes about college football, but they come from somebody who’s clearly smarter than the rest of us; it’s always fun to get your jokes from someone who’s a genius.

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