Thinking Quotes by Jane Wagner

Jane Wagner

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

Drug

Freak

Thinking

Jane Wagner

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should’ve evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

Ideas

Survival

Thinking

Jane Wagner

It’s not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I’d already be more than I am now.

Ambition

Ambitious

Thinking

Jane Wagner

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Giving

People

Thinking

Jane Wagner

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

Reality

Thinking

Views

Jane Wagner

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

Garments

Thinking

Zippers

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Jean Dujardin

Affair

Ambition

Ambitious

Atheist

Awe

Baby

Being A Kid

Belief

Boring

Causes

Childhood

Children

Coke

Collectives

Complaining

Conscious

Crazy

Creative

Dancing

Dark

Delusions Of Grandeur

Denial

Desire

Distance

Doctors

Doe

Dream

Drug

Dying

Ego

Ego Trip

Ends

Failure

Firsts

Fleas

Freak

Funny

Garments

Getting What You Want

Giving

Goal

Going To Work

Hard

Having Sex

Humanity

Humor

Hunches

Ideas

Illusions Of Grandeur

Impact

Infinity

Insanity

Inspiring

Intelligent

Kids

Know How

Knowing

Knows

Laughing

Life Is

Listening

Loss

Love

Made

Memorable

Might

Mind

Mirrors

Mobile

Molecules

Mom

Moments

My Mom

Mystical

Needs

Night

Nuts

Optimistic

Parent

People

Personal Things

Persons

Perspective

Picnics

Pounds

Power

Principles

Reality

Realizing

Science

Sex

Sick

Small Gestures

Spiritual

Stills

Stress

Success

Survival

Talking

Term

Thinking

This World

Trends

Trying

Tunes

Two

Understanding

Victim

Views

Want

Way

Whole Life

Women

World

Worry

Worst

Young

Zippers

Thinking Quotes by Jane Wagner

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should’ve evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.

It’s not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I’d already be more than I am now.

Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.

To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.

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