Top Gear Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Cool Cars

Faster

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Jeremy Clarkson

I don’t often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal’s duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Animal

Believe

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Jeremy Clarkson

I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: ‘Can we borrow yours?’ and he said, ‘Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.’

Daughter

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Yeah

Jeremy Clarkson

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

Comfortable

Cool Cars

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Jeremy Clarkson

Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Syphilis

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Jeremy Clarkson

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Night

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Woods

Jeremy Clarkson

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Sex

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Wagons

Jeremy Clarkson

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?

Mad

Thinking

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Jeremy Clarkson

Jay Kay

Steve Sabol

Ability

Affair

Air

Ambition

Animal

Asks

Audi

Bagpipes

Bears

Beautiful

Believe

Black

Blue

Bmw

Body

Boys

Canada

Car

Children

Columns

Comfortable

Cool Cars

Cows

Dashboards

Daughter

Democracy

Differences

Dirt

Disappointment

Doe

Editing

Elephants

Faces

Facts

Fall

Faster

Feminine

Feminist

Fire

Fun

Gay

Genius

Girl

Glasses

Hair

Hate

Healthy

Heart

Honey

Hopelessness

Horse

House

Ice

Ideas

Important

India

Insomnia

Iron

Islands

Jobs

Jogging

Killing

Knights

Knows

Lasts

Leaving

Lectures

Life Is

Light

Lions

Looking Good

Looks

Love

Machines

Mad

Maelstrom

Mean

Men

Mirrors

Mistake

Mother

Motor Racing

Multi Tasking

My Children

Nature

News

Night

Oil

Orange

Order

Past

People

Perfect

Persons

Queens

Racing

Reading

Ridiculous

Running

Safety

Science

Screws

Sea

Secret

Sex

Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Sides

Sitting

Size

Sometimes

Space

Special

Stories

Stupid

Suffering

Swedish

Syphilis

Taste

Tattoo

Thinking

Three

Top Gear

Trying

Two

Use

Wagons

Wall

Wife

Woods

World

Writing

Yawning

Yeah

Zoos

Top Gear Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

I don’t often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal’s duty to be on my plate at supper time.

I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: ‘Can we borrow yours?’ and he said, ‘Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.’

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

Ooh good I’ve got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?

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