Thinking Quotes by Rob Huebel

Rob Huebel

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mouth and chewed it up. And the guy just kept watching me, like, “Yeah?” He didn’t think I was going to finish the job. So then I swallowed it. The good news is that paper is not a big deal if you eat it.You’d be full, but you could eat the phone book. So that was the weirdest thing: a parking ticket.

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Rob Huebel

I have a thing that I do when I meet famous people where I try to play it really cool. Sometimes I pretend like I don’t know them.I was at this party and James Bond was there. Daniel Craig, but I think he goes by James Bond. Anyway, my wife is in love with him. He was in a tuxedo looking all James Bondish.

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Rob Huebel

I’ve stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I’ve stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts.

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Rob Huebel

One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a Michael Jackson impersonator and I played his publisher.I was just really good at my job.We were just about to go onto the field to throw out the first pitch just two weeks after 911. It was a huge security breach, and we made a lot of cops look really dumb. Producers of the show thought it would be really funny and I didn’t think about it because I was a young dumb comedian. So I got arrested and went to jail in the Bronx, and now I can never go back to Yankee Stadium.

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Rob Huebel

Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you’re saying. He really puts everyone else at ease and makes them feel good so they’re not nervous, which I think is really cool.

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Rob Huebel

That’s a very nice, generic-sounding question: “When did you know you were funny?” But it pre-supposes that I think I’m really hilarious. So that’s kind of a loaded question.

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Thinking Quotes by Rob Huebel

I’ve stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I’ve stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts.

Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you’re saying. He really puts everyone else at ease and makes them feel good so they’re not nervous, which I think is really cool.

That’s a very nice, generic-sounding question: “When did you know you were funny?” But it pre-supposes that I think I’m really hilarious. So that’s kind of a loaded question.

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